just had a lunch date with draco malfoy lol
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Geishas by Zoe Lacchei
pause everything! it is now sexy geisha time.
taking off your skin is the ultimate striptease.
I don’t know why people are freaked out by spiders. Spiders just kinda hang around and do their thing. Wasps? They have seriously reasonable reasons for creating panic inducing trauma. I fucking HATE wasps! ~ Steve
FUCK WASPS
Oh god my worst ever fear. A resounding FUCK WASPS from me also.
The nice thing about wasps though is that they have a fatal weakness. They are stupid, arrogant fuckers and once they’ve finished fucking shit up they will sit down and relax right in front of you.
So stand the fuck still, chill the fuck out and let the wasp finish its rampage. Then go up behind it and cut it in two with a pair of scissors.
Radetzkymarch is forever badass for that one, saved many lives that day.
True story.
I can only have one spouse in Skyrim?!
What is this nonsense? I should have one in every town. I’m the god-damned Dragonborn.
FOR REAL! I can eat the souls of dragons, summon horrors from Oblivion, and steal everything in the world and put it in my house… But I can’t fuck more than one woman at a time. But killing her to marry again is acceptable.
And why we’re on it: Why can’t I sex the dragons? Full-immersion, my ass!
I have the key in my hand
now all I have to find is the lock